Wednesday, November 15, 2006

it tastes like carpet

i have a baggie of cereal staring at me on my desk. the description of the cereal is, "an assortment of granola, flakes, and twigs." i'm trying to good things for my body like eat twigs...but right now i can't help but notice that the baggie looks like it is full of something i picked off the forest floor.

i also have a bottle of water that has been drained and refilled aprx. 5 times today. so between those two creatures, i have a permanent path to the ladies room.

thats all.

a nice little gem for you.

you thought all that time between posts was me storing up wisdom to pour out when the time was right???? so sorry to dissapoint...no wisdom here. just forest floor cereal and an overworked water bottle.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I had some barley green and water. My swamp pond would have gone well with your forest floor.

Anonymous said...

I ate a poptart and some boyscout popcorn for a snack today...

That should be a clue as to why my jeans feel tight.

Good to see you are still alive. :)

Anonymous said...

Kashi? Sounds like you are eating Kashi. I like the Kashi GoLean Crunch better than the twigs one. It's sweeter.

Patrick Knable said...

That's why I only eat things with high fructose corn syrup as a primary ingrediant. that way there is no question where it came from. no forest floors, no swamps...straight from the laboratory

Anonymous said...

I miss it when you post blogs...