Friday, June 29, 2007

freaking unbelievable

This is my Post from July, 3 2006
____________________________

last night was rough. i beat up an obese woman in my dream.

allow me to explain.

i was in a car on a road trip to St. Louis (where the White House now is...according to my nightime brain). i was with 2 other girls. they stopped off to run some errands, and i decided to stay in the car. good thing too...

a large woman lets herself in the car and starts taking our stuff. she informs me that she will be taking all of it and i couldn't do anything about it. thats what she thinks. i begin to rail on her. the frustrating part is that i'm beating her will all my might and she doesn't even flinch. its comparable to Jaden trying to beat me up.

now...i've never tried to beat an obese woman in reality, but i'm guessing my blows would at least inflict some irritation.

i kept thinking...why can't i hit her harder? she is going to take all our stuff...and i can't stop her. she just sat there gathering up our things while i rained vengence down on her. she tried having a conversation with me as well. she never even said "ow."

good news. i eventually won. i pushed her out and locked the door behind her. she did manage to convince me to give her 1 sneaker, but i soaked it in water before i handed it off. i guess i showed her.

i could go on, but i'm embarassed that i've even told this much of my dream.

i woke up exhausted. my muscles were tired and my arms hurt. i hope dan is okay
________________________________________________________________

AND This is my dream from last night, June 28th, 2007

Last night an obese man kept showing up everywhere I was. He was mean and dangerous, and he kept trying to steal from me, and hurt the people i was with. i decided to fight back...and you guessed it, i did no damage to him. i railed, i flailed, i punched, i kicked, i used blunt objects...and nothing. he didn't mind one bit.

i again woke up feeling exhausted.

dear Lord what is wrong with my head...and why is my subconscience so scared of obese people?

and why was it a woman and a man? are they married?

yikes. i hope their kids don't come after me next year.

4 comments:

Will said...

Please don't hit me!

Katie said...

That makes me laugh - I can just imagine you incessantly beating on some unsuspecting obese person in dream-world.
It seems to happen around the same time of year too...

Suzanne Price said...

will...are you interested in knowing what you commented on my dream almost a year ago?
"Looks like I need to be careful around you until I lose weight... you may try to beat me!"

which i responded..."sorry will...i didn't know you were an obese woman"

for the record..i could totally take you, so i'm definatly not dreaming about you.

Monaca said...

Your nightime brain and daytime comments make me laugh. I did it aloud and people in the hall laughed at me.