ben and jerry for president

i'm trying to compile a Catering Cost sheet for the shop. i don't like doing this. how am i supposed to know how much to ask people to pay for our catering services? who am i to take their money?

enough of that.

i bought 2 pints of ben and jerry ice cream. i ate them with little to no help from dan. thus started my descent. i feel like i've swallowed an alien. he is growing in my stomach. a few more weeks of eating like this and he will be full grown. i would hate to hold him back, who knows what kind of potential he has in life. so i will continue until self-loathing kicks in, and i start working out again.

my kid has his first birthday party on sunday. holy cow...that kid can consume. i was afraid he was going to explode or throw up, but it looks like he's got a lot of his mama in him. he just knows how to pack it away. it was so much fun. both families were here, and tons of our friends.

i like my kid.

i like ben and jerry.

but not as much as my kid.