Classic Jaden

Classic moment 1:
The other night i woke up to Jaden screaming and crying. i ran into his room and crawled up into his bed to see what was wrong. we had this conversation:
me: Jaden?? Are you awake? What is wrong?
Jaden: (tearfully) I don' t want to take baths anymore.
me: What?
Jaden: I don't want to take baths anymore. i only want to take showers.
me: um...okay. will you stop crying now and go back to sleep?
Jaden: (tearfully) yeah.

he rolls over and goes back to sleep.

Classic moment 2:
Jaden: Hey mom, when i look at you i see a bump on your belly and a bump on your butt.