Sunday, February 27, 2005

no thank you mr khaki pants

you know those carnal games you play where you answer questions like "if you could be with anyone who would it be?" and you can't say your husband or your boyfriend because 1-thats a lame answer and 2-the idea is to reveal what kind of person you are attracted to without "personality" being a factor. well...i played that game the other day with my children's ministry coworkers (being the spiritual women that we are) and i discovered something about myself.

i'm hot for rockers. i should have figured this out before, but i guess i never really spent time thinking about it. i'm very turned off by abercrombie boys and khaki pants. i like boys in ratty bootcut jeans and sweaty t-shirts. i also like rockers with a message. i don't like pop rockers. give me ben harper over maroon 5 anyday.

so i went to a wilco concert last night. it was wonderful. every single man in wilco was sexy. they were so talented and completely into the music. i love that.

you know what else i love? i married a rocker. a hot rocker with a message. a man who loves wilco more than i ever will. so the the real answer to the carnal question is my husband. i would choose him over any other man.

but since you can't use your husband as an answer, i had to say someone else. who was it? ...well i'll keep that between, me, my coworkers, and my husband. :)

3 comments:

Amy Harden said...

My husband just said "that sounds like you." Me?.. I lean toward the dirty tattoo sleeves-skinny rock star. You know, the ones with no message whatsoever but would be really fun ummm, carnally. Trev always laughs because my first choice is generally someone like Tommy Lee. I know. He's totally morally reprehensible. But fun. Right?! HOWEVER, I love coming home to my equally sexy skinny rock star, the one with morals and somehow looks sexier with baby spit up on his shirt....

Joel said...

dirty girl...

:)

Wendy said...

Suz --- I feel like I have to back you up on this one! you know the guys have sat around and asked this question before too!!