last night i dreamt that someone at work stole my special coffee cup. i couldn't find it, and then i saw someone i work with using it. i was furious.
and that was the whole dream. i didn't realize until i sat down at my desk this morning and saw my special cup there that it wasn't true. good thing too. someone would have had to pay.
Thursday, May 18, 2006
Saturday, May 13, 2006
kung-fu fightin'
my friend jeremy mouthed off to me this week. my response was,"i'm going to kick you in the head." thus started this discussion:
jeremy: could you really kick me in the head?
me: maybe. i used to be able to kick pretty high. do you want me to try?
jeremy: i don't want to get kicked in the head, but i am curious to see if you could do it.
me: how about this..i'll take a couple of steps back and then kick like i would if i were to kick you in the head, but i won't actually touch you.
jeremy: you want to?
me: sure, as long as you trust me.
jeremy: go for it.
so i stepped a couple feet away leaned sideways and kicked. i didn't touch him, but i discovered that if i ever wanted to kick someone in the head...i could. good to know.
i also discovered in hindsight that these are not the things one should test during work, especially when they are standing in the hallway outside of their bosses' open door.
jeremy: could you really kick me in the head?
me: maybe. i used to be able to kick pretty high. do you want me to try?
jeremy: i don't want to get kicked in the head, but i am curious to see if you could do it.
me: how about this..i'll take a couple of steps back and then kick like i would if i were to kick you in the head, but i won't actually touch you.
jeremy: you want to?
me: sure, as long as you trust me.
jeremy: go for it.
so i stepped a couple feet away leaned sideways and kicked. i didn't touch him, but i discovered that if i ever wanted to kick someone in the head...i could. good to know.
i also discovered in hindsight that these are not the things one should test during work, especially when they are standing in the hallway outside of their bosses' open door.
Friday, May 12, 2006
i have a dream...
okay, so i had a dream. last night. our friends amy and trevor are coming to visit this weekend (that isn't the dream. that is true). we've never met them before, we've developed a friendship through emails and blogs. anyway...i dreamt about their visit. the visit was great except for one small detail. they were giants. i think amy was 6'5" and trevor was 7'3." you know...they could be in real life. we've never discussed height.
i then woke up and realized that i had put my pajama pants on backwards last night. unrelated to the dream, but an interesting detail.
i then woke up and realized that i had put my pajama pants on backwards last night. unrelated to the dream, but an interesting detail.
Tuesday, May 09, 2006
gilmore girls...are you kidding me?!
i admit it, i'm a gilmore girls fanatic. but the season finale....cut me some slack. i'm not a fan of the "cliff-hanger" ...not at all...i like me some conclusion...some cheesy, lame, mind numbing conclusion.
i'm not happy with this. not happy at all.
i'm not happy with this. not happy at all.
gilmore girls...are you kidding me?!
i admit it, i'm a gilmore girls fanatic. but the season finale....cut me some slack. i'm not a fan of the "cliff-hanger" ...not at all...i like me some conclusion...some cheesy, lame, mind numbing conclusion.
i'm not happy with this. not happy at all.
i'm not happy with this. not happy at all.
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